get to know me." we're all of us lonely.





First player to accurately define CORSI. Patrick Kane: secret genius. [x]

And at least from this angle his hair looks not like an abomination. A good day, overall. 

Dude is actually for real a massive numbers nerd at least about hockey. It is a matter of public record that he makes math jokes.
PKane: The combover is to distract us from his brain.

If anyone is still searching for a Kaner tag you could definitely do way worse that: “PKane: The combover is to distract us from his brain” 

I’m suddenly sad I already have a Kaner tag.
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I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

(Source: sgtford)

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whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 



so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

(Source: swordweedonline)


Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am